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var x = Math.floor(10*Math.random()); 

//Alice //Bella //Carlisle //Edward //Emmett //Jacob //Jasper //Renesmee //Rosalie //Twilight 

if(x=="0") { r_text[0] = "And you ducked your head, like a good Southern gentleman, and said, 'I'm sorry, ma'am.'(Alice)"; r_text[1] = "As predators, we have a glut of weapons in our physical arsenal — much, much more than really necessary. The strength, the speed, the acute senses, not to mention those of us like Edward, Jasper, and I, who have extra senses as well. And then, like a carnivorous flower, we are physically attractive to our prey.(Alice)"; r_text[2] = "Bella, how many times do we have to tell you that there's no danger to us?(Alice)"; r_text[3] = "But look at how she's dressed. It's been killing me all day. That is clearly the priority.(Alice)"; r_text[4] = "Deep breaths, Bella. And try to lower your heart rate. You're going to sweat off your new face.(Alice)"; r_text[5] = "Do you want to miss your plane? I'm sure you'll have a lovely honeymoon camped out in the airport waiting for another flight.(Alice)"; r_text[6] = "Don't be a baby about this. No tantrums.(Alice)"; r_text[7] = "Edward gave me grief for not getting you to a mirror before the wedding. I'm not going to be chewed out again.(Alice)"; r_text[8] = "Edward is making me do this. But I did foresee that you would be more difficult if I surprised you.(Alice)"; r_text[9] = "Edward is such a grouch when he doesn't get his way.(Alice)"; r_text[10] = "Edward was right—you're a magnet for danger. Weren't you supposed to be staying out of trouble?(Alice)"; r_text[11] = "Edward, if I try to do too much, things are going to start slipping through the cracks.(Alice)"; r_text[12] = "Focus, Bella. Edward is waiting for you down there.(Alice)"; r_text[13] = "For everyone else, the pain of transformation is the sharpest memory they have of their human life. I remember nothing of being human.(Alice)"; r_text[14] = "Go play with Edward. I have to get to work.(Alice)"; r_text[15] = "Go to your happy place, Bella. It won't take long.(Alice)"; r_text[16] = "Haven't you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is just the teeniest bit prone to overreaction?(Alice)"; r_text[17] = "He was a fool to think you could survive alone. I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy.(Alice)"; r_text[18] = "Her fashion sense hasn't improved as much as her balance.(Alice)"; r_text[19] = "Honestly, I think it's all gotten beyond ridiculous. I'm debating whether to just change you myself.(Alice)"; r_text[20] = "How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?(Alice)"; r_text[21] = "I don't care whose idea it was. How could you do this to me? I expect that kind of thing from Edward, but not from you. I love you like you were my own sister.(Alice)"; r_text[22] = "I don't think he ever planned to outlive you by long.(Alice)"; r_text[23] = "I know – I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.(Alice)"; r_text[24] = "I missed you, too, Bella. So forgive me, and try to be satisfied with being the superhero of the day.(Alice)"; r_text[25] = "I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.(Alice)"; r_text[26] = "I will always tell you the truth.(Alice)"; r_text[27] = "I'd forgotten how exuberant you are.(Alice)"; r_text[28] = "I'll miss you. No matter how short a time you're gone.(Alice)"; r_text[29] = "I'll tell her where you're taking her, Edward. So help me, I will.(Alice)"; r_text[30] = "I'll warn him if your plans get any more defined. It doesn't help anything for you to put yourself in danger. Do you think either of them would give up if you died? They'd still fight, we all would. You can't change anything, so just be good, okay?(Alice)"; r_text[31] = "I'm offended. You're not honestly worried about this, are you?(Alice)"; r_text[32] = "I'm sorry. I can't really empathize. My first memory is of seeing Jasper's face in my future; I always knew that he was where my life was headed. But I can sympathize. I'm so sorry you have to choose between two good things.(Alice)"; r_text[33] = "I've only allotted so much time to make you stunning, Bella – you might have taken better care of my raw material.(Alice)"; r_text[34] = "If he gives into his more theatrical tendencies… we might have time.(Alice)"; r_text[35] = "If someone wants one of us, they're going to have to go through the rest of us to get to her.(Alice)"; r_text[36] = "In summary, she did jump off a cliff, but she wasn't trying to kill herself. Bella's all about the extreme sports these days.(Alice)"; r_text[37] = "It helps a little if you think of them as people.(Alice)"; r_text[38] = "It might be different for you. I've never seen anyone go through this who's chosen it beforehand. It should be interesting to see how that affects you.(Alice)"; r_text[39] = "It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.(Alice)"; r_text[40] = "It's been almost a century that Edward's been alone. Now he's found you. You can't see the changes that we see, we who have been with him for so long. Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you?(Alice)"; r_text[41] = "It's difficult on both sides — the blood-lust on the one hand, the awful pain on the other.(Alice)"; r_text[42] = "Just get it off your chest, Bella.(Alice)"; r_text[43] = "Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.(Alice)"; r_text[44] = "Let's behave ourselves, shall we? There are ladies present.(Alice)"; r_text[45] = "Look at you! You need me to show you how to use your closet.(Alice)"; r_text[46] = "No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.(Alice)"; r_text[47] = "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you.(Alice)"; r_text[48] = "Oh, give her some credit. She wasn't going to do anything. You'd want a closer look, too.(Alice)"; r_text[49] = "Overprotective fool.(Alice)"; r_text[50] = "Play your role first, Bella, and then you can do what you want second. Part of being a Cullen is being meticulously responsible.(Alice)"; r_text[51] = "Save your remorse for someone who believes it.(Alice)"; r_text[52] = "Seriously, Bella! I don't have any idea how to not kill you.(Alice)"; r_text[53] = "She has never been set down in her entire life. She's going to be the most spoiled half-vampire I existence.(Alice)"; r_text[54] = "She's going to be dazzling.(Alice)"; r_text[55] = "Some things are more certain than others… like the weather. People are harder. I only see the course they're on while they're on it. Once they change their minds — make a new decision, no matter how small — the whole future shifts.(Alice)"; r_text[56] = "That won't help. I could smell her across the field.(Alice)"; r_text[57] = "There's a very good chance that they will eliminate us all—though in your case it won't be punishment so much as dinnertime.(Alice)"; r_text[58] = "Thirty seconds, please, Bella. Your patience will be rewarded.(Alice)"; r_text[59] = "This hostage stuff is fun.(Alice)"; r_text[60] = "Trust me, Bella. If anyone sets up a roadblock, it will be behind us.(Alice)"; r_text[61] = "Try not to trip. We don't have time for a concussion today.(Alice)"; r_text[62] = "We may already be too late. I saw him going to the Volturi… and asking to die.(Alice)"; r_text[63] = "Yes, yes, she always looks gorgeous.(Alice)"; r_text[64] = "You are safe inside your mind. No one can reach you there. It's no wonder that Aro was so curious about your future abilities.(Alice)"; r_text[65] = "You are so bizarre, even for a human.(Alice)"; r_text[66] = "You do smell nice, I never noticed before.(Alice)"; r_text[67] = "You don't get a lot of suicidal vampires.(Alice)"; r_text[68] = "You don't get to be human again, Bella. This is a once-in-a-lifetime shot.(Alice)"; r_text[69] = "You don't have anything like this. For crying out loud, you only own one skirt!(Alice)"; r_text[70] = "You know what. If we're too late for Edward, I'm going to do my damnedest to get you back to Charlie, and I don't want any trouble from you. Do you understand that?(Alice)"; r_text[71] = "You know, Edward, as a brother, you are sometimes a disappointment.(Alice)"; r_text[72] = "You look like hell, Bella.(Alice)"; r_text[73] = "You promised I could be there the first time! What if you two run past something reflective?(Alice)"; r_text[74] = "You will do the right thing. She's Charlie Swan's only family. It would kill him, too.(Alice)"; r_text[75] = "You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray.(Alice)"; r_text[76] = "You'd think I was shoving bamboo splinters under your nails.(Alice)"; r_text[77] = "You'll be my sister officially in ten short hours… it's about time you get over this aversion to new clothes.(Alice)"; r_text[78] = "You're just not that good an actress.(Alice)"; r_text[79] = "You're only a senior once. Might as well document the experience.(Alice)"; r_text[80] = "Your best friend is a werewolf?(Alice)"; 

var i = Math.floor(81*Math.random());

}

if(x=="1") { r_text[0] = "I thought you were suppose to be pretending I don't exist, not irritating me to death. (Bella)"; r_text[1] = "It was hard to believe that someone so beautiful could be real. I was afraid that he might disappear in a sudden puff of smoke, and I would wake up. (Bella)"; r_text[2] = "I tried to make my smile alluring, wondering if i was laying it on too thick. He smiled back, though, looking allured. (Bella)"; r_text[3] = "Do you think if I ran him over with my truck he would stop feeling guilty about the accident? (Bella)"; r_text[4] = "Stupid, unreliable vampire. (Bella)"; r_text[5] = "About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn't know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. (Bella)"; r_text[6] = "His skin was icy as ever, but the trail his fingers left on my skin was alarmingly warm-like I'd been burned, but didn't feel the pain of it yet. (Bella)"; r_text[7] = "He grinned his crooked smile at me, stopping my breath and my heart. I couldn't imagine how an angel could be any more glorius. There was nothing about him that could be improved upon. (Bella)"; r_text[8] = "He knows I've been meaning to do the laundry. Maybe he'll think I fell in the washer. (Bella)"; r_text[9] = "I realized slowly that his words should frighten me. I waited for that fear to come, but all I could seem to feel was an ache for his pain. (Bella)"; r_text[10] = "His skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday's hunting trip, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface. (Bella)"; r_text[11] = "So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin? (Bella)"; r_text[12] = "You already know how I feel, of course. I'm here… which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you. (Bella)"; r_text[13] = "I knew at any moment it could be too much, and my life could end — so quickly that I might not even notice. And I couldn't make myself be afraid. I couldn't think of anything, except that he was touching me. (Bella)"; r_text[14] = "Take it easy — my truck is a senior citizen. (Bella)"; r_text[15] = "I couldn't picture it, this godlike creature sitting in my father's shabby kitchen chair. (Bella)"; r_text[16] = "I hate to burst your bubble, but you're really not as scary as you think you are. I don't find you scary at all, actually. (Bella)"; r_text[17] = "I love you. I will always love you, no matter what happens now. (Bella)"; r_text[18] = "But it won't be all right when I'm not with you. (Bella)"; r_text[19] = "Immortality must grant endless patience. (Bella)"; r_text[20] = "I can't always be Lois Lane. I want to be Superman, too. (Bella)"; r_text[21] = "You are my life. You're the only thing it would hurt me to lose. (Bella)"; r_text[22] = "Emmett enjoyed having me around — he thought my bizarre human reactions were hilarious… or maybe it was just the fact that I fell down a lot that he found so funny. (Bella)"; r_text[23] = "Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk? (Bella)"; r_text[24] = "It's not the end, it's the beginning. (Bella)"; r_text[25] = "Mostly I dream about being with you forever. (Bella)"; r_text[26] = "I love you more than everything else in the world combined. Isn't that enough? (Bella)"; r_text[27] = "I didn't have to look to know who it was; this was a voice I would know anywhere—know, and respond to, whether I was awake or asleep… or even dead, I'd bet. The voice I'd walk through fire for—or, less dramatically, slosh every day through the cold and endless rain for. Edward. (Bella)"; r_text[28] = "Attention is never a good thing, as any other accident-prone klutz would agree. No one wants a spotlight when they're likely to fall on their face. (Bella)"; r_text[29] = "College was Plan B. I was still hoping for Plan A, but Edward was just so stubborn about leaving me human… (Bella)"; r_text[30] = "Edward had drawn many careful lines for our physical relationship, with the intent being to keep me alive. Though I respected the need for maintaining a safe distance between my skin and his razor-sharp, venom-coated teeth, I tended to forget about trivial things like that when he was kissing me. (Bella)"; r_text[31] = "If I develop this film, will you show up in the picture? (Bella)"; r_text[32] = "Edward stood over me, still protective, still not breathing. (Bella)"; r_text[33] = "Well, that's everyone. I can clear a room, at least. (Bella)"; r_text[34] = "I couldn't imagine anyone, deity included, who wouldn't be impressed by Carlisle. Besides, the only kind of heaven I could appreciate would have to include Edward. (Bella)"; r_text[35] = "I'd rather die than be with anyone but you. (Bella)"; r_text[36] = "Which is tempting you more, my blood or my body? (Bella)"; r_text[37] = "The guilt made my head bow and my shoulders slump. I'd run them out of their home, just like Rosalie and Emmett. I was a plague. (Bella)"; r_text[38] = "Maybe I just wasn't in the mood for normal human behavior today. (Bella)"; r_text[39] = "Edward looked just as beautiful as he did in real life, staring at me out of the picture with the warm eyes I'd missed for the past few days. It was almost uncanny that anyone could look so… so… beyond description. No thousand words could equal this picture. (Bella)"; r_text[40] = "The contrast between the two of us was painful. He looked like a god. I looked very average, even for a human, almost shamefully plain. (Bella)"; r_text[41] = "You… don't… want me? (Bella)"; r_text[42] = "I sat down on the bench outside the theater door and tried very hard not to think of the irony. But it was ironic, all things considered, that, in the end, I would wind up as a zombie. I hadn't seen that one coming. (Bella)"; r_text[43] = "As if he'd never existed? That was insanity. It was a promise that he could never keep, a promise that was broken as soon as he'd made it. (Bella)"; r_text[44] = "Reckless in Forks—now there was a hopeless proposition. (Bella)"; r_text[45] = "Only a teenage boy would agree to this: deceiving both our parents while repairing dangerous vehicles using money meant for my college education. (Bella)"; r_text[46] = "I threw my arms around him instinctively, wrapping them around his waist and pressing my face against his chest. He was so big, I felt like I was a child hugging a grown-up. (Bella)"; r_text[47] = "This had to be it, the recipe for a hallucination—adrenaline plus clanger plus stupidity. Something close to that, anyway. (Bella)"; r_text[48] = "How was I ever going to fight the blurring lines in our relationship when I enjoyed being with him so much? (Bella)"; r_text[49] = "He deserved better than that—better than a one-room, falling-down fixer-upper. No amount of investment on his part could put me back in working order. (Bella)"; r_text[50] = "How much I wished that Jacob Black had been born my brother, my flesh-and -blood brother, so that I would have some legitimate claim on him that still left me free of any blame now. (Bella)"; r_text[51] = "It was ridiculous that I should be so elated because a vampire knew my name. (Bella)"; r_text[52] = "His name burst through all the walls I'd built to contain it. Edward, Edward, Edward. I was going to die. It shouldn't matter if I thought of him now. Edward, I love you. (Bella)"; r_text[53] = "I guessed that, between the two choices before me, being eaten by wolves was almost certainly the worse option. (Bella)"; r_text[54] = "There was a darkness in Jacob now. Like my sun had imploded. (Bella)"; r_text[55] = "More than anything, I wanted to be fierce and deadly, someone no one would dare mess with. Someone who would scare Sam Uley silly. I wanted to be a vampire. (Bella)"; r_text[56] = "I'd thought Jake had been healing the hole in me—or at least plugging it up, keeping it from hurting me so much. I'd been wrong. He'd just been carving out his own hole, so that I was now riddled through like Swiss cheese. I wondered why I didn't crumble into pieces. (Bella)"; r_text[57] = "What kind of a place was this? Could a world really exist where ancient legends went wandering around the borders of tiny, insignificant towns, facing down mythical monsters? Did this mean every impossible fairy tale was grounded somewhere in absolute truth? Was there anything sane or normal at all, or was everything just magic and ghost stories? (Bella)"; r_text[58] = "Jacob, the only human I'd ever been able to relate to…And he wasn't even human. I fought the urge to scream again.What did this say about me? (Bella)"; r_text[59] = "Jake could say what he wanted about us being a messed-up pair—I was the one who was truly messed up. I made the werewolf seem downright normal. (Bella)"; r_text[60] = "The prince was never coming back to kiss me awake from my enchanted sleep. I was not a princess, after all. So what was the fairy-tale protocol for other kisses? The mundane kind that didn't break any spells? (Bella)"; r_text[61] = "The sense of deja vu was nearly stifling by this point. At least, unlike the last time—when I'd run away from Forks to escape thirsty vampires rather than to find them—I wouldn't have to say goodbye to Charlie in person. (Bella)"; r_text[62] = "The image of Edward in the meadow—glowing, shimmering like his skin was made of a million diamond facets—was burned into my memory. No human who saw that would ever forget. (Bella)"; r_text[63] = "It was heaven—right smack in the middle of hell. (Bella)"; r_text[64] = "Thank you. For wanting to keep me. I feel exactly the same way about all of you, too. (Bella)"; r_text[65] = "The fairy tale was back on. Prince returned, bad spell broken. I wasn't sure exactly what to do about the leftover, unresolved character. Where was his happily ever after?Charlie… is probably not going to kill you, but he's thinking about it. (Bella)"; r_text[66] = "If Jacob hadn't helped me… I'm not sure what you would have come home to. I owe him better than this, Edward. (Bella)"; r_text[67] = "I'm sure I still have boundaries — like the continental U.S., for example. (Bella)"; r_text[68] = "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes. (Bella)"; r_text[69] = "I love him. Not because he's beautiful or because he's rich! I'd much rather he weren't either one. It would even out the gap between us just a little bit — because he'd still be the most loving and unselfish and brilliant and decent person I've ever met. Of course I love him. How hard is that to understand? (Bella)"; r_text[70] = "Most people fall in and out of love many times in their lives. It was just that I'd seen Sam with Emily, and I couldn't imagine him with someone else. The way he looked at her… well, it reminded me of a look I'd seen sometimes in Edward's eyes — when he was looking at me.(Bella)"; r_text[71] = "Am I the only one who has to get old? I get older every stinking day! Damn it! What kind of world is this? Where's the justice? (Bella)"; r_text[72] = "I believe that. But I want you to know something — when it comes to all this enemies nonsense, I'm out. I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures. Jacob is family. You are… well, not exactly the love of my life, because I expect to love you for much longer than that. The love of my existence. I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too. (Bella)"; r_text[73] = "You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home. (Bella)"; r_text[74] = "I'm going to spontaneously combust one of these days — and you'll have no one but yourself to blame. (Bella)"; r_text[75] = "Other than a few teasing complaints — mostly by Paul — about keeping the bloodsucker stench downwind, I was treated like someone who belonged. (Bella)"; r_text[76] = "I'm not that girl, Edward. The one who gets married right out of high school like some small-town hick who got knocked up by her boyfriend! (Bella)"; r_text[77] = "I wanted to make both of them get out of their cars and shake hands and be friends — be Edward and Jacob rather than vampire and werewolf. It was as if I had those two stubborn magnets in my hands again, and I was holding them together, trying to force nature to reverse herself… (Bella)"; r_text[78] = "I miss you when you're not there. When you're happy, it makes me happy. But I could say the same thing about Charlie, Jacob. You're family. I love you, but I'm not in love with you. (Bella)"; r_text[79] = "I leaned into him, ducking my head under his arm and cuddling into his side. It probably felt similar to snuggling with Michelangelo's David, except that this perfect marble creature wrapped his arms around me to pull me closer. (Bella)"; r_text[80] = "I didn't have the faintest idea how to be seductive. I would just have to settle for flushed and self-conscious. (Bella)"; r_text[81] = "You make me feel like a villain in a melodrama — twirling my mustache while I try to steal some poor girl's virtue. (Bella)"; r_text[82] = "But I don't count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault. (Bella)"; r_text[83] = "I wondered if the Cullens and the Quileutes weren't just playing up that whole odor issue because of their prejudices. Everyone smelled fine to me. (Bella)"; r_text[84] = "I lay facedown across the sleeping bag, waiting for justice to find me. Maybe an avalanche would bury me here. I wished it would. I never wanted to have to see my face in the mirror again. (Bella)"; r_text[85] = "If only I could be struck by lightning and be split in two. Preferably painfully. For the first time, giving up being human felt like a true sacrifice. Like it might be too much to lose. (Bella)"; r_text[86] = "Two futures, two soul mates… too much for any one person. (Bella)"; r_text[87] = "My hindsight seemed unbearably clear tonight. I could see every mistake I'd made, every bit of harm I'd done, the small things and the big things. Each pain I'd caused Jacob, each wound I'd given Edward, stacked up into neat piles that I could not ignore or deny. (Bella)"; r_text[88] = "Edward, I know who I can't live without. (Bella)"; r_text[89] = "I've chosen my life — now I want to start living it. (Bella)"; r_text[90] = "The phrase “bite my head off” was not entirely a figure of speech when it came to Leah. (Bella)"; r_text[91] = "The ultimate doom: telling Renée. Early marriage was higher up on her blacklist than boiling live puppies. (Bella)"; r_text[92] = "How different it would be when he didn't need to worry about me anymore. What would he do with all his free time? He'd have to get a new hobby. (Bella)"; r_text[93] = "I tried to comprehend, through the film of tears blinding me, the surreal fact that this amazing person was mine. (Bella)"; r_text[94] = "his teeth. With a quick wink at me, he shot it straight into Mike Newton's face. (Bella)"; r_text[95] = "I feel just horrible, leaving you to cook for yourself – it's practically criminal negligence. You could arrest me. (Bella)"; r_text[96] = "Did my skin burst into flames? I had to look down to check. Nope, nothing was burning. At least, not visibly. (Bella)"; r_text[97] = "Fire and ice, somehow existing together without destroying each other. More proof that I belonged with him. (Bella)"; r_text[98] = "I was perfectly happy. Totally and completely blissed out. Now – well, I'm sort of pissed actually. (Bella)"; r_text[99] = "If I don't have a better sense of equilibrium in my next life, I'm demanding a refund. (Bella)"; r_text[100] = "This child, Edward's child, was a whole different story. I wanted him like I wanted air to breathe. Not a choice – a necessity. (Bella)"; r_text[101] = "Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up.' (Bella)"; r_text[102] = "I'm not saying things will work out easily, Jake. But how could I have lived through all that I've lived through and not believe in magic by this point? (Bella)"; r_text[103] = "I wish I could explain it to you right so that you would understand. I can't hurt him any more than I could pick up a gun and shoot you. I love him. (Bella)"; r_text[104] = "So, who's going to catch me a grizzly bear? (Bella)"; r_text[105] = "Well, I'm starving, so I'll bet he is, too. Let's go for it. My first vampire act. (Bella)"; r_text[106] = "Does this screw my total? Or do we start counting after I'm a vampire? (Bella)"; r_text[107] = "Her tiny face was so absolutely perfect that it stunned me. She was even more beautiful than her father. Unbelievable. Impossible. (Bella)"; r_text[108] = "I had done it. Against the odds, I had been strong enough to survive Renesmee, to hold on to her until she was strong enough to live without me. (Bella)"; r_text[109] = "I was stronger than Edward. I'd made him say ow. (Bella)"; r_text[110] = "You've been holding out on me. (Bella)"; r_text[111] = "I guess my brain will never work right. At least I'm pretty. (Bella)"; r_text[112] = "It was the first time anyone had ever applied the word graceful to me in my entire life… or, well, existence anyway. (Bella)"; r_text[113] = "Oops. I didn't mean to tackle you like that. Are you okay? (Bella)"; r_text[114] = "Huh. I can see what everyone's been going on about. You stink, Jacob. (Bella)"; r_text[115] = "You stupid mutt! How could you! My baby! (Bella)"; r_text[116] = "I've held her all of one time, and already you think you have some moronic wolfy claim on her? She's mine. (Bella)"; r_text[117] = "How dare you imprint on my baby? Have you lost your mind? (Bella)"; r_text[118] = "You think you'll be part of my family as my son-in-law! (Bella)"; r_text[119] = "You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster? (Bella)"; r_text[120] = "And now I was in the story with him. (Bella)"; r_text[121] = "We're going to tell Alice that I ran right to the clothes. We're going to tell her I spent hours in there playing dress-up. We're going to lie. (Bella)"; r_text[122] = "You have thirty seconds to tell me every single word before I give Renesmee to Rosalie and rip your miserable head off. Seth won't be able to stop me this time. (Bella)"; r_text[123] = "If I don't kill Charlie tonight, I'll consider forgiving you for this. (Bella)"; r_text[124] = "I'm actually holding her so that my hands aren't free to kill you, Jacob. (Bella)"; r_text[125] = "Emmett, how do you feel about a little bet? (Bella)"; r_text[126] = "You. Me. Arm-wrestling. Dining room table. Now. (Bella)"; r_text[127] = "He was both dazzling and dazzled. (Bella)"; r_text[128] = "Jacob was more a child than Renesmee sometimes. (Bella)"; r_text[129] = "When I returned, I would take Jacob's side. He should come with us. He had as big a stake in this as any of us – his entire life was at stake, just like mine. (Bella)"; r_text[130] = "The Amazon offered a change from our normal quarry. Jaguars and panthers, for example. Emmett had a whim to wrestle with an anaconda. (Bella)"; r_text[131] = "I felt not like stone but ice. For the first time since I'd been reborn a vampire, I felt cold. (Bella)"; r_text[132] = "After all, the Cullens were in league with werewolves. From Irina's point of view, maybe this meant nothing was beyond us… (Bella)"; r_text[133] = "Was my joy overthrowing the balance? (Bella)"; r_text[134] = "It's over. We've all been sentenced to die. (Bella)"; r_text[135] = "Emmett cussed loud enough that Jacob lurched to his feet with a growl. In the yard, his growl was echoed by his pack. My family was already a blur of action. (Bella)"; r_text[136] = "We would fight, they would fight, and we would all die. (Bella)"; r_text[137] = "I was the only person in the world who could lie to Edward. Was that what Alice wanted from me? Her last request? (Bella)"; r_text[138] = "The whole imprinted-werewolf-gives-the-object-of-his-imprinting-whatever-she-wants thing was getting old pretty fast. (Bella)"; r_text[139] = "Did vampires ever do anything absentmindedly? (Bella)"; r_text[140] = "Edward, will you teach me how to fight? (Bella)"; r_text[141] = "He froze, and then his eyes swept over me with a deep significance, like he was looking at me for the first or last time. (Bella)"; r_text[142] = "Would you leave me unable to defend myself? (Bella)"; r_text[143] = "I have to learn everything. As much as you can possibly cram into my head in the next month. (Bella)"; r_text[144] = "If Aro wanted me to do something – anything – all he had to do was threaten Edward and I would comply. And vice versa. (Bella)"; r_text[145] = "Now my hands were free, and if Kate wanted to keep her hands attached to her wrists, she'd better keep her distance. (Bella)"; r_text[146] = "There was no way Jacob would voluntarily miss an afternoon with Renesmee sans bloodsuckers. (Bella)"; r_text[147] = "I'm not really a fan of drugs, and neither is my husband. Just say no and all that. (Bella)"; r_text[148] = "So this man knew Jasper, not Alice. Knew him, and seemed afraid of him, too. (Bella)"; r_text[149] = "The only reason Renesmee would need a forger was if she was running. And the only reason Renesmee would be running was if we had lost. (Bella)"; r_text[150] = "and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home. (Bella)"; r_text[151] = "You could always count on werewolves to be buzzed about a coming fight, no matter how suicidal. (Bella)"; r_text[152] = "What if your trust in me is the reason that we fail? (Bella)"; r_text[153] = "For one half second, I wondered what it would feel like to put my hand in the fire. What it would feel like when I burned… (Bella)"; r_text[154] = "If any of the wolves stood with us, the Volturi would be sure to search out the rest. They had gambled their entire species on this stand. And we were going to lose. (Bella)"; r_text[155] = "The shield blew out from me in a bubble of sheer energy, a mushroom cloud of liquid steel. It pulsed like a living thing – I could feel it, from the apex to the edges. (Bella)"; r_text[156] = "It was one thing to know that death was coming with fierce, unstoppable speed; it was another thing to watch it happen. (Bella)"; r_text[157] = "Edward's and Jacob's faces were almost identical masks of horror, despite the fact that one of them was an animal. (Bella)"; r_text[158] = "I love you, too, Jake. You'll always be my best man. (Bella)"; r_text[159] = "Edward took my hand. He knew that he was included. When I said my fate, there was no question that I meant the two of us. We were just halves of the whole. (Bella)"; r_text[160] = "Happiness expanded like an explosion inside me – so extreme, so violent that I wasn't sure I'd survive it. (Bella)"; r_text[161] = "I couldn't speak anymore. I lifted my head and kissed him with a passion that might possibly set the forest on fire. I wouldn't have noticed. (Bella)"; r_text[162] = "So there are real werewolves? With the full moon and silver bullets and all that? (Bella)"; r_text[163] = "This was about my acting skills? (Bella)"; r_text[164] = "You are fairly ideal in every way. (Bella)"; r_text[165] = "But most significant in this tidal wave of happiness was the surest fact of all: I was with Edward. Forever. (Bella)"; r_text[166] = "Now you know. No one's ever loved anyone as much as I love you. (Bella)"; r_text[167] = "Edward was here, with his arms around me. I could face anything as long as that was true. I squared my shoulders and walked forward to meet my fate, with my destiny solidly at my side. (Bella)";

var i = Math.floor(168*Math.random()); 

 }

if(x=="2") {

r_text[0] = "I'm Carlisle. This is my family, Emmett and Jasper, Rosalie, Esme and Alice, Edward and Bella.(Carlisle)"; r_text[1] = "Please don't take offense, but we'd appreciate it if you'd refrain from hunting in this immediate area. We have to stay inconspicuous, you understand.(Carlisle)"; r_text[2] = "She's with us.(Carlisle)"; r_text[3] = "I'm afraid you're going to have to make a choice.(Carlisle)"; r_text[4] = "Sorry about this, Bella. We couldn't rein Alice in.(Carlisle)"; r_text[5] = "Do you want me to drive you to the hospital, or would you like me to take care of it here?(Carlisle)"; r_text[6] = "What I enjoy the very most is when my… enhanced abilities let me save someone who would otherwise have been lost. It's pleasant knowing that, thanks to what I can do, some people's lives are better because I exist. Even the sense of smell is a useful diagnostic tool at times.(Carlisle)"; r_text[7] = "Like everything in life, I just had to decide what to do with what I was given.(Carlisle)"; r_text[8] = "So I didn't agree with my father's particular brand of faith. But never, in the nearly four hundred years now since I was born, have I ever seen anything to make me doubt whether God exists in some form or the other. Not even the reflection in the mirror.(Carlisle)"; r_text[9] = "I'm sure all this sounds a little bizarre, coming from a vampire. But I'm hoping that there is still a point to this life, even for us. It's a long shot, I'll admit. By all accounts, we're damned regardless. But I hope, maybe foolishly, that we'll get some measure of credit for trying.(Carlisle)"; r_text[10] = "I look at my… son. His strength, his goodness, the brightness that shines out of him—and it only fuels that hope, that faith, more than ever. How could there not be more for one such as Edward?(Carlisle)"; r_text[11] = "If you believed as he did. Could you take away his soul?(Carlisle)"; r_text[12] = "I think, in most other ways, that I've done the best I could with what I had to work with. But was it right to doom the others to this life? I can't decide.(Carlisle)"; r_text[13] = "That was a hard time to pretend—there was so much work to be done, and I had no need of rest. How I hated to go back to my house, to hide in the dark and pretend to sleep while so many were dying.(Carlisle)"; r_text[14] = "I've never been sorry that I saved Edward.(Carlisle)"; r_text[15] = "Tonight is exactly the kind of thing that he fears the most. You being put in danger, because of what we are.(Carlisle)"; r_text[16] = "You've chosen not to live without her, and that doesn't leave me a choice.(Carlisle)"; r_text[17] = "She'll come around when she's ready, Edward. She's had too much to deal with today. Let her mind protect itself.(Carlisle)"; r_text[18] = "As soon as we're done here, I will do what I can to help him. Sam is trying to get him to phase back to his human form. That will make treating him easier. I've never been to veterinarian school.(Carlisle)"; r_text[19] = "Bella is already a daughter to me. A beloved daughter.(Carlisle)"; r_text[20] = "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome. Her heart is working too hard now; if it should fail… there won't be anything for me to do.(Carlisle)"; r_text[21] = "She hasn't gone for his throat even once.(Carlisle)"; r_text[22] = "I wish treating humans were this instantaneously gratifying.(Carlisle)"; r_text[23] = "I always wondered where the crown jewels disappeared to after John of England pawned them in the thirteenth century. I suppose it doesn't surprise me that the Volturi have their share.(Carlisle)"; r_text[24] = "We've done nothing! And if we had, what could we possibly do that would bring this down on us?(Carlisle)"; r_text[25] = "Don't get your family slaughtered for pride.(Carlisle)"; r_text[26] = "We have been friends for a long time, but I would never ask you to die for me.(Carlisle)"; r_text[27] = "Aro, my old friend. It's been centuries.(Carlisle)"; r_text[28] = "I have not committed the crime you are here to punish me for.(Carlisle)"; r_text[29] = "Is there no hope, then?(Carlisle)"; r_text[30] = "Try to find Alistair and tell him what happened. I'd hate to think of him hiding under a rock for the next decade.(Carlisle)"; 

var i = Math.floor(31*Math.random()); 

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if(x=="3") { r_text[0] = "I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. (Edward)"; r_text[1] = "What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy? (Edward)"; r_text[2] = "You scared me for a minute there. I thought Newton was dragging your dead body off to bury it in the woods. (Edward)"; r_text[3] = "Honestly-I've seen corpses with better color. I was concerned that I might have to avenge your murder. (Edward)"; r_text[4] = "Don't be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So…try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right? (Edward)"; r_text[5] = "Only you could get in trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know. (Edward)"; r_text[6] = "You're a magnet for accidents-that's not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you. (Edward)"; r_text[7] = "I've never tried to keep a specific person alive before, and it's much more troublesome than I would have believed. But that's probably just because it's you. Ordinary people seem to make it through the day without so many catastrophes. (Edward)"; r_text[8] = "It's twilight. It's the safest time of day for us. The easiest time. But also the saddest, in a way…the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, don't you think? (Edward)"; r_text[9] = "Would you understand what I meant if I said I was only human? (Edward)"; r_text[10] = "That is something to be afraid of, indeed. Wanting to be with me. That's really not in you're best interest. (Edward)"; r_text[11] = "Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin. (Edward)"; r_text[12] = "To me, it was like you were some kind of demon, summoned straight from my own personal hell to ruin me. (Edward)"; r_text[13] = "I so very nearly took you then. There was only one other frail human there — so easily dealt with. (Edward)"; r_text[14] = "You're intoxicated by my very presence. (Edward)"; r_text[15] = "Do you think I could walk down the street in the sunlight without causing traffic accidents? (Edward)"; r_text[16] = "For almost ninety years I've walked among my kind, and yours… all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren't alive yet. (Edward)"; r_text[17] = "I may not be a human, but I am a man. (Edward)"; r_text[18] = "Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it. (Edward)"; r_text[19] = "You are utterly indecent — no one should look so tempting, it's not fair. (Edward)"; r_text[20] = "What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me! (Edward)"; r_text[21] = "I know that at some point, something I tell you or something you see is going to be too much. And then you'll run away from me, screaming as you go. I won't stop you. I want this to happen, because I want you to be safe. And yet, I want to be with you. The two desires are impossible to reconcile… (Edward)"; r_text[22] = "I could walk home faster than this truck moves. (Edward)"; r_text[23] = "Damn it, Bella! You'll be the death of me, I swear you will. (Edward)"; r_text[24] = "It's like you've taken half my self away with you. (Edward)"; r_text[25] = "You fell down two flights of stairs and through a window. You have to admit, it could happen. (Edward)"; r_text[26] = "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand… (Edward)"; r_text[27] = "Alice had a little bit too much fun fabricating evidence. (Edward)"; r_text[28] = "I don't seem to be strong enough to stay away from you, so I suppose that you'll get your way… whether it kills you or not. (Edward)"; r_text[29] = "It's possible to take bravery to the point where it becomes insanity. (Edward)"; r_text[30] = "That's the beautiful thing about being human. Things change. (Edward)"; r_text[31] = "He called you pretty. That's practically an insult, the way you look right now. You're much more than beautiful. (Edward)"; r_text[32] = "Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end. (Edward)"; r_text[33] = "So ready for this to be the end, for this to be the twilight of your life, though your life has barely started. You're ready to give up everything. (Edward)"; r_text[34] = "Is that what you dream about? Being a monster? (Edward)"; r_text[35] = "I will stay with you — isn't that enough? (Edward)"; r_text[36] = "Yes, it is enough. Enough for forever. (Edward)"; r_text[37] = "So, as discussed, I am not allowed to wish you a happy birthday, is that correct? (Edward)"; r_text[38] = "You can't have it both ways—either you want people to ignore your birthday or you don't. One or the other. (Edward)"; r_text[39] = "You're greedy tonight. (Edward)"; r_text[40] = "Of course, I'll always love you… in a way. But what happened the other night made me realize that it's time for a change. Because I'm… tired of pretending to be something I'm not, Bella. I am not human. (Edward)"; r_text[41] = "I promise that this will be the last time you'll see me. I won't come back. I won't put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I'd never existed. (Edward)"; r_text[42] = "Don't worry. You're human—your memory is no more than a sieve. Time heals all wounds for your kind. (Edward)"; r_text[43] = "Well, I won't forget. But my kind… we're very easily distracted. (Edward)"; r_text[44] = "You smell just exactly the same as always. So maybe this is hell. I don't care. I'll take it. (Edward)"; r_text[45] = "They have a name for someone who smells the way Bella does to me. They call her my singer—because her blood sings for me. (Edward)"; r_text[46] = "I thought I'd explained it clearly before. Bella, I can't live in a world where you don't exist. (Edward)"; r_text[47] = "After all the thousand times I've told you I love you, how could you let one word break your faith in me? (Edward)"; r_text[48] = "My heart hasn't beat in almost ninety years, but this was different. It was like my heart was gone—like I was hollow. Like I'd left everything that was inside me here with you. (Edward)"; r_text[49] = "I'll earn your trust back somehow. It's my final act. (Edward)"; r_text[50] = "If we could bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands. (Edward)"; r_text[51] = "I'll never forgive myself for leaving you. Not if I live a hundred thousand years. (Edward)"; r_text[52] = "If I'd never left, you wouldn't feel the need to go risk your life to comfort a dog. (Edward)"; r_text[53] = "The outside world holds no interest for me without you. (Edward)"; r_text[54] = "I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history. (Edward)"; r_text[55] = "You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. (Edward)"; r_text[56] = "It gets easier. After a few decades, everyone you know is dead. Problem solved. (Edward)"; r_text[57] = "Do me a favor and challenge him to an arm-wrestling match. It would be a good experience for him. (Edward)"; r_text[58] = "I'm not going to kill you now, because it would upset Bella. (Edward)"; r_text[59] = "But if you ever bring her back damaged again — and I don't care whose fault it is; I don't care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head — if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel? (Edward)"; r_text[60] = "She is mine. I didn't say I would fight fair. (Edward)"; r_text[61] = "Never be afraid to tell me how you feel, Bella. If this is what you need… You are my first priority. (Edward)"; r_text[62] = "Listen to your heart fly. It's fluttering like a hummingbird's wings. Are you all right? (Edward)"; r_text[63] = "I've already made the largest concession by far and away — I've agreed to take your life away against my better judgment. And that ought to entitle me to a few compromises on your part. (Edward)"; r_text[64] = "I had no right to want you — but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what's become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire. (Edward)"; r_text[65] = "Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever — every single day of forever. Will you marry me? (Edward)"; r_text[66] = "You know, Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you. (Edward)"; r_text[67] = "And I thought I fought dirty. He makes me look like the patron saint of ethics. I'm not mad at you, love. Jacob's more cunning than I gave him credit for. I do wish you hadn't asked him, though. (Edward)"; r_text[68] = "When I left you, Bella, I left you bleeding. Jacob was the one to stitch you back up again. That was bound to leave its mark — on both of you. I'm not sure those kinds of stitches dissolve on their own. I can't blame either of you for something I made necessary. I may gain forgiveness, but that doesn't let me escape the consequences. (Edward)"; r_text[69] = "Stop fidgeting, Bella. Please try to remember that you're not confessing to a murder here. (Edward)"; r_text[70] = "I wouldn't use the word beautiful. Not with you standing here in comparison. (Edward)"; r_text[71] = "You are so human, Bella. Ruled by your hormones. (Edward)"; r_text[72] = "You haven't said a word in your sleep since we got here. If it weren't for the snoring, I'd worry you were slipping into a coma. (Edward)"; r_text[73] = "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away. (Edward)"; r_text[74] = "You seem to be extraordinarily unobservant when your attention is otherwise involved. (Edward)"; r_text[75] = "So you seduced your all-too-willing husband. That's not a capital offense. (Edward)"; r_text[76] = "The moment Bella's heart stops beating, I will be begging for you to kill me. (Edward)"; r_text[77] = "Bella, you have never been merely pretty. (Edward)"; r_text[78] = "where we hunt so as not to put ourselves in the path of temptation. Bella, you're behaving like you're decades rather than days old. (Edward)"; r_text[79] = "What wouldn't I give to be able to see into your mind for just this one moment. (Edward)"; r_text[80] = "The only parents in the world who don't need sleep, and our child already sleeps through the night. (Edward)"; r_text[81] = "Maybe I'm hoping she'll get irritated and rip your head off. (Edward)"; r_text[82] = "Just because I understand, it doesn't mean I won't throw you out, Jacob. Bella's doing extraordinarily well. Don't ruin the moment for her. (Edward)"; r_text[83] = "It's just because he tastes better than the rest of us. (Edward)"; r_text[84] = "No, I don't care if you bite Jacob. That's fine. (Edward)"; r_text[85] = "As far as Charlie knows, you're the most repulsive monster of us all. (Edward)"; r_text[86] = "It's a little dense, don't you think, to antagonize the strongest vampire in the house? (Edward)"; r_text[87] = "Tell me you didn't let go a bit on your first run, dog. (Edward)"; r_text[88] = "What an amazing creature she is. (Edward)"; r_text[89] = "I will try to teach you what I can, but please don't make me think about you sacrificing yourself as a diversion… (Edward)"; r_text[90] = "For Alice. It's the only thanks I can give her now for the last fifty years. (Edward)"; r_text[91] = "From what I saw of his thoughts last spring, Aro's never wanted anything more than he wants Alice. (Edward)"; r_text[92] = "Looking at you that way, analyzing you as a target. Seeing all the ways I can kill you… It just makes it too real for me. (Edward)"; r_text[93] = "They'll be shocked when the infants save their superior lives, won't they? (Edward)"; r_text[94] = "They're committed to protecting human life, Aro. That makes them able to coexist with us, but hardly with you. Unless you're rethinking your lifestyle. (Edward)"; r_text[95] = "Goodbye, Jacob, my brother… my son. (Edward)"; r_text[96] = "Aro, would you ask Jane to stop attacking my wife? (Edward)"; r_text[97] = "A night for celebrations. (Edward)";

var i = Math.floor(98*Math.random());

}

if(x=="4") {

r_text[0] = "I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. (Emmett)"; r_text[1] = "What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy? (Emmett)"; r_text[2] = "You scared me for a minute there. I thought Newton was dragging your dead body off to bury it in the woods. (Emmett)"; r_text[3] = "Honestly-I've seen corpses with better color. I was concerned that I might have to avenge your murder. (Emmett)"; r_text[4] = "Don't be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So…try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right? (Emmett)"; r_text[5] = "Only you could get in trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know. (Emmett)"; r_text[6] = "You're a magnet for accidents-that's not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you. (Emmett)"; r_text[7] = "I've never tried to keep a specific person alive before, and it's much more troublesome than I would have believed. But that's probably just because it's you. Ordinary people seem to make it through the day without so many catastrophes. (Emmett)"; r_text[8] = "It's twilight. It's the safest time of day for us. The easiest time. But also the saddest, in a way…the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, don't you think? (Emmett)"; r_text[9] = "Would you understand what I meant if I said I was only human? (Emmett)"; r_text[10] = "That is something to be afraid of, indeed. Wanting to be with me. That's really not in you're best interest. (Emmett)"; r_text[11] = "Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin. (Emmett)"; r_text[12] = "To me, it was like you were some kind of demon, summoned straight from my own personal hell to ruin me. (Emmett)"; r_text[13] = "I so very nearly took you then. There was only one other frail human there — so easily dealt with. (Emmett)"; r_text[14] = "You're intoxicated by my very presence. (Emmett)"; r_text[15] = "Do you think I could walk down the street in the sunlight without causing traffic accidents? (Emmett)"; r_text[16] = "For almost ninety years I've walked among my kind, and yours… all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren't alive yet. (Emmett)"; r_text[17] = "I may not be a human, but I am a man. (Emmett)"; r_text[18] = "Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it. (Emmett)"; r_text[19] = "You are utterly indecent — no one should look so tempting, it's not fair. (Emmett)"; r_text[20] = "What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me! (Emmett)"; r_text[21] = "I know that at some point, something I tell you or something you see is going to be too much. And then you'll run away from me, screaming as you go. I won't stop you. I want this to happen, because I want you to be safe. And yet, I want to be with you. The two desires are impossible to reconcile… (Emmett)"; r_text[22] = "I could walk home faster than this truck moves. (Emmett)"; 

var i = Math.floor(23*Math.random()); 

}

if(x=="5") {

r_text[0] = "I don't think a tank could take out that old monster. (Jacob)"; r_text[1] = "I swear, they're like hall monitors gone bad. (Jacob)"; r_text[2] = "So are you going to be my Valentine? Since you didn't get me a fifty-cent box of candy, it's the least you can do. (Jacob)"; r_text[3] = "I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence. (Jacob)"; r_text[4] = "As long as you like me the best. And you think I'm good-looking—sort of. I'm prepared to be annoyingly persistent. (Jacob)"; r_text[5] = "Well, I'm so sorry that I can't be the right kind of monster for you, Bella. I guess I'm just not as great as a bloodsucker, am I? (Jacob)"; r_text[6] = "Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? (Jacob)"; r_text[7] = "It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like… gravity moves. When you see her, suddenly it's not the earth holding you here anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her. And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother. (Jacob)"; r_text[8] = "You can have me the way I am — bad behavior included — or not at all. (Jacob)"; r_text[9] = "Don't you think you ought to know how you feel — just so that it doesn't take you by surprise someday when it's too late and you're a married vampire? (Jacob)"; r_text[10] = "If the silence in my head lasted, I would never go back. I wouldn't be the first one to choose this form over the other. Maybe, if I ran far enough away, I would never have to hear again… I pushed my legs faster, letting Jacob Black disappear behind me. (Jacob)"; r_text[11] = "I wondered – would a bullet through my temple actually kill me or just leave a really big mess for me to clean up? (Jacob)"; r_text[12] = "they always radiated was downright puke-inducing. (Jacob)"; r_text[13] = "This was the face a man would have if he were burning at the stake. (Jacob)"; r_text[14] = "Jeez, she was running true to form. Of course, die for the monster spawn. It was so Bella. (Jacob)"; r_text[15] = "Did you ever notice that she's exactly as strong as a normal hundred-and-ten-pound human girl? How stupid are you vamps? Hold her down and knock her out with drugs. (Jacob)"; r_text[16] = "Maybe he should have thought about all this before he knocked her up with the life-sucking monster. (Jacob)"; r_text[17] = "Make Bella see sense? What universe do you live in? (Jacob)"; r_text[18] = "I couldn't believe I was even thinking about this. Bella would punch me – not that I cared about that, but it would probably break her hand again. (Jacob)"; r_text[19] = "You're dying for nothing, Bella! Nothing! (Jacob)"; r_text[20] = "Oh, I hadn't heard the great news. A bouncing baby boy, huh? Shoulda brought some blue balloons. (Jacob)"; r_text[21] = "Why do you always have to love the wrong things, Bella? (Jacob)"; r_text[22] = "She understands that you're gonna die and she doesn't care, s'long as she gets her mutant spawn out of the deal. (Jacob)"; r_text[23] = "You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool. (Jacob)"; r_text[24] = "This was the problem with hanging out with vampires – you got used to them. They started messing up the way you saw the world. They started feeling like friends. (Jacob)"; r_text[25] = "Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever. (Jacob)"; r_text[26] = "I'm not a bloodsucker, so maybe I'm missing something, but Charlie seems like kind of a strange choice for her first meal. (Jacob)"; r_text[27] = "S'not so hard to erase a blonde's memory. Just blow in her ear. (Jacob)"; r_text[28] = "As he stared at them, his face was not frightened or angry or burning or any of the other expressions he'd worn since their return. He was marveling with her. (Jacob)"; r_text[29] = "You stay with me now, Bella! Do you hear me? Stay! You're not leaving me! Keep your heart beating! (Jacob)"; r_text[30] = "This broken, bled-out, mangled corpse. We couldn't put Bella together again. (Jacob)"; r_text[31] = "Why should I let him get away from what he'd done? Wouldn't it be more fair – more satisfying – to let him live with nothing, nothing at all? (Jacob)"; r_text[32] = "not left drifting. A new string held me where I was. (Jacob)"; r_text[33] = "The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood. It was the baby girl in the blond vampire's arms that held me here now. Renesmee. (Jacob)"; r_text[34] = "You said we belonged in each other's lives, right? That we were family. You said that was how you and I were supposed to be. So… now we are. It's what you want. (Jacob)"; r_text[35] = "Priceless. (Jacob)"; r_text[36] = "Jeez, Bells. You didn't used to be so melodramatic. Is that a vampire thing? (Jacob)"; r_text[37] = "After a few minutes, he asked, real quietly, if you turned into an animal, too. And I said, 'She wishes she was that cool!' (Jacob)"; r_text[38] = "have people we can't live without. (Jacob)"; r_text[39] = "Freaky Bella. (Jacob)"; r_text[40] = "I'm not my pack's nanny. (Jacob)"; r_text[41] = "Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular. (Jacob)"; r_text[42] = "The packs will fight with the Cullens. We're not afraid of vampires. (Jacob)"; r_text[43] = "Stupid leeches. Think they're so superior. (Jacob)"; r_text[44] = "Real. Does that make me imaginary? (Jacob)"; r_text[45] = "I guess things are going to be kind of boring now, aren't they? (Jacob)";

var i = Math.floor(46*Math.random()); 

}

if(x=="6") {

r_text[0] = "Actually, Alice says there's going to be a real storm tonight, and Emmett wants to play ball. Are you game?(Jasper)"; r_text[1] = "After a century of instant gratification, I found self-discipline… challenging.(Jasper)"; r_text[2] = "Before I tell you my story, you must understand that there are places in our world, Bella, where the life span of the never-aging is measured in weeks, and not centuries.(Jasper)"; r_text[3] = "I can feel what you're feeling now — and you are worth it.(Jasper)"; r_text[4] = "I can't understand. I can't bear this.(Jasper)"; r_text[5] = "I've never seen a newborn do that – stop an emotion in its tracks that way. You were upset, but when you saw our concern, you reined it in, regained power over yourself. I was prepared to help, but you didn't need it.(Jasper)"; r_text[6] = "If not for the Volturi, the rest of us would be quickly exposed.(Jasper)"; r_text[7] = "In so many years of slaughter and carnage, I'd lost nearly all of my humanity. I was undeniably a nightmare, a monster of the grisliest kind.(Jasper)"; r_text[8] = "It's just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain.(Jasper)"; r_text[9] = "My instincts told me that there was danger, that the angel had meant it when she spoke of killing, but my judgment overruled my instincts. I had not been taught to fear women, but to protect them.(Jasper)"; r_text[10] = "Our venom is the only thing that leaves a scar.(Jasper)"; r_text[11] = "She's one of us now.(Jasper)"; r_text[12] = "We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight.(Jasper)"; r_text[13] = "When you live for the fight, for the blood, the relationships you form are tenuous and easily broken.(Jasper)"; r_text[14] = "You have nothing to worry about. You are completely safe here.(Jasper)"; r_text[15] = "You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope.(Jasper)"; r_text[16] = "You truly are one frightening little monster.(Jasper)"; r_text[17] = "You're worrying about all the wrong things, Bella. Trust me on this — none of us are in jeopardy. You are under too much strain as it is; don't add to it with wholly unnecessary worries. Listen to me! Our family is strong. Our only fear is losing you.(Jasper)"; 

var i = Math.floor(18*Math.random());

}

if(x=="7") {

r_text[0] = "But Momma, I want to help.(Renesmee)"; r_text[1] = "I get to stay with you?(Renesmee)"; r_text[2] = "I love you, too, Momma. We'll always be together.(Renesmee)"; r_text[3] = "Mine is bigger.(Renesmee)"; r_text[4] = "What if they don't like me?(Renesmee)"; 

var i = Math.floor(5*Math.random());

}

if(x=="8") {

r_text[0] = "About time. The chainsaw impersonation was getting a little tired.(Rosalie)"; r_text[1] = "Admiration was like air to me, Bella. I was silly and shallow, but I was content.(Rosalie)"; r_text[2] = "Edward has always been a little strange.(Rosalie)"; r_text[3] = "Enjoy, mongrel.(Rosalie)"; r_text[4] = "Ew. Someone put the dog out.(Rosalie)"; r_text[5] = "I apologize for being such a monster. I'll try to behave myself from now on.(Rosalie)"; r_text[6] = "I did murder five humans. If you can really call them human. But I was very careful not to spill their blood — I knew I wouldn't be able to resist that, and I didn't want any part of them in me, you see.(Rosalie)"; r_text[7] = "I don't mean that I have any aversion to you as a sister. It's just that… this is not the life I would have chosen for myself. I wish there had been someone there to vote no for me.(Rosalie)"; r_text[8] = "I don't want Edward that way, Bella. I never did — I love him as a brother, but he's irritated me from the first moment I heard him speak. You have to understand, though . . . I was so used to people wanting me. And Edward wasn't the least bit interested. It frustrated me, even offended me in the beginning. But he never wanted anyone, so it didn't bother me long. Even when we first met Tanya's clan in Denali — all those females! — Edward never showed the slightest preference. And then he met you.(Rosalie)"; r_text[9] = "I have killed a hundred times more often than you have, you disgusting beast. Don't forget that.(Rosalie)"; r_text[10] = "I know you're frustrated that he's keeping you locked up like this, but don't give him too bad a time when he gets back. He loves you more than you know. It terrifies him to be away from you.(Rosalie)"; r_text[11] = "I'll help him toss you, dog. I owe you a good kick in the gut.(Rosalie)"; r_text[12] = "I'm not going to forget this, dog.(Rosalie)"; r_text[13] = "I'm so very sorry, Bella. I feel wretched about every part of this, and so grateful that you were brave enough to go save my brother after what I did. Please say you'll forgive me.(Rosalie)"; r_text[14] = "If we had happy endings, we'd all be under gravestones now.(Rosalie)"; r_text[15] = "Of course there were no survivors. Giving birth in the middle of a disease-infested swamp with a medicine man smearing sloth spit across your face to drive out the evil spirits was never the safest method.(Rosalie)"; r_text[16] = "Oh, wonderful. I knew I smelled something nasty.(Rosalie)"; r_text[17] = "Over my pile of ashes.(Rosalie)"; r_text[18] = "The more time he spends here, the less chance there is that we'll ever get the smell out.(Rosalie)"; r_text[19] = "What is she to me? Except a menace — a danger you've chosen to inflict on all of us.(Rosalie)"; r_text[20] = "Where's the flood, mutt?(Rosalie)"; r_text[21] = "You already have everything. You have a whole life ahead of you — everything I want. And you're going to just throw it away. Can't you see that I'd trade everything I have to be you? You have the choice that I didn't have, and you're choosing wrong!(Rosalie)"; r_text[22] = "You don't want to be rash about permanent things, Bella.(Rosalie)"; r_text[23] = "You know, my record is almost as clean as Carlisle's. Better than Esme. A thousand times better than Edward. I've never tasted human blood.(Rosalie)"; r_text[24] = "You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.(Rosalie)"; r_text[25] = "You fell down two flights of stairs and through a window. You have to admit, it could happen. (Rosalie)"; 

var i = Math.floor(26*Math.random()); 

}

if(x=="9") {

r_text[0] = "Edward in the sunlight was shocking. I couldn't get used to it, though I'd been staring at him all afternoon.(Twilight)"; r_text[1] = "Virtual indestructibility was just one of the many perks I was looking forward to. The best parts about being a Cullen were not expensive cars and impressive credit cards.(Twilight)"; r_text[2] = "I opened my eyes and found his open, too, staring at my face. It made no sense when he looked at me that way. Like I was the prize rather than the outrageously lucky winner.(Twilight)"; r_text[3] = "I don't know… I've already mangled the headboard in the other room beyond repair – maybe if we limit the destruction to one area of the house, Esme might invite us back someday.(Twilight)"; r_text[4] = "If you think that imprinting could ever make sense of this insanity… Do you really think that just because I might someday imprint on some stranger it would make this right?(Twilight)"; r_text[5] = "All the king's horses and all the king's men… But there was nothing there, just me, just him. Working over a corpse. Because that's all that was left of the girl we both loved.(Twilight)"; r_text[6] = "Edward had always thought that he belonged to the world of horror stories. Of course, I'd known that he was dead wrong. It was obvious that he belonged here. In a fairy tale.(Twilight)"; r_text[7] = "He had the most beautiful, perfect body in the world and I had him all to myself, and it didn't feel like I was every going to find a point where I would think, Now I've had(Twilight)"; r_text[8] = "He's brave. Brave as you are. Didn't pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should've seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though.(Twilight)"; r_text[9] = "You gonna back down so easy, little sister? Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn't have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?(Twilight)"; r_text[10] = "Was this the limit, then? I'd had more happiness than most people ever experienced. Was there some natural law that demanded equal shares of happiness and misery in the world?(Twilight)";

var i = Math.floor(11*Math.random()); 

}

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