January Caption Contest Winner
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| Theresa Neri - Congratulations to Theresa for winning the Twilight Caption Contest for January. |
| Close Calls |
| Demi | OMG! I have a sore on my mouth. I hope the new pretty girl doesn't notice. |
| megan gibson | wow, *cough* your shirt looks hideous.*cough* |
| Ashlee Bernadette Louise Griffin | Crap I left the iron on at home |
| Sandy DiLisio | Bella: Whats wrong? Do I smell bad? Edward: No I think a fly or something Flew up my nose, Sorry. |
| Kristina Ryvolová | Edward:(I wonder if she ate garlic today) Bella:What's your problem? Edward:(SHE SURE DID!)Edward: "i hope she can't smell my fart. Gosh, out of all my years of living, this has got to be the worst one yet!" |
| Jaclyn Hill | Edward- Oh my gosh that is such a cute nail job! ok Edward get a hold of yourself. Just nails. Just nails- oh man! they are like the sun! i can't look away! Ok look away now... ok... PHEW.. that was close! Almost asked her if i could barrow that color!! |
| Danielle Boutilier | oh my god! what are you wearing? that is like so last season! |
| Krystina Phillips | Bella: Dye me blonde and call me Barbie because I've found Ken. Edward: Why is she looking at me like that. |
| Jessica Bradley | Bella, your sent is so beautiful. It makes me wanna puke! |
| Lisa Robinson | Forget biology i'm gonna need chimistry for this one |
| Jessica Blahm | OH MY GOD! Did she really where that top with those pants? |
| Ivana Blazoti | Using toothpaste: priceless! |
| Elizabeth Campos | SILENT, BUT DEADLY...SO COVER UP! |
| Deanna Fielding | Edward thinking to himself- Did I shut the oven off at home? Humm. |
| Hiral Patwa | uh-oh! what if she sees my fangs!!! |
| Yvonne Huang | Edward: "Don't get too close. I have morning breath." |
| Alex Kuhle | "Oh My Gosh... I forgot to brush my fangs." |
| Tabitha engst | I hope she doesnt want to talk i frogot to brush my teeth after hunting a grizly? oops! |
| Mashana | Edward: *thinking* i can't believe I get a cold sore on the day the new girl comes to school! better cover my lip! Bella: *thinking* what is that thing on his lip??? GROSS! |
| Jamie Viall | Dang!! She has a big butt!! |
| Alyssa Krol | Edward: Should I tell her that her zipper's down? |
| Jessalyn Norton | Edward: Ho-ly crud. Uh what do I do? Yawn. No, no yawning. Stare at her...no. I'm nice. Her hand. Yeah nice hand. Nice vein. AH! Ok uhm look away right? Right. Bella: Uh what the heck is he looking at? My...yeah he seems like a perv. Wait. My bowling shirt maybe. Dangit. LOOK AT MY FACE! |
| Maggie Plum | Omigosh! Bella has a HUGE booger hanging of her nose. I wonder if I should tell her... |
| Lacey Trowbridge | Edward- Oh my god. Shes been eating onion bagels again...I told her not to do that. |
| Patrice Parsons | To bite or not to bite? That is the question. |
| megan holmes | wow what is she wearing a a i think ... yes its a bowlig shirt that is a crime against fashion did she look in the mirror |
| Meem Haque | Edward:EWW! She smells like CRAP!....I'll put her in Rosalie's closet. She'll freak!! Bella:Why do hot guys always have to be so rude!? |
| Notable Mentions |
| Joyce Swiokla | Achoo! God Bless you...need a tissue? |
| Estee Kalina | Edward (thinking): Did I remember to put the trash out this morning? OH NO SHE SEEZ MAH WINGZ!! Just pretend they aren't there, you yummy human...I might just have to eat you... Bella: Um...dude? There are wings on your back...? Wait why are you glaring at me? Uh oh... |
| Abby Fast | Edward: Haaahaaa (breathing through mouth). Bella: Hey weezy! Keep it down over there, would ya?! I'm trying to work! |
| Joclyn Cachia | This is the angle you break someone's nose - for next time hun for next time. |
| BRIANA CHRISTINE STEELE | BELLA : OMG DO I STINK EDWARD: OMG YOU SMEEL SOOO GOOD :] |
| Chantel Devonne Eitel | Bella staring at the this gorgious boy wondering why is acting......unhuman.How can he HATE her already? |
| Tanya Gordon | "The scent of her blood could mean the end of her life" |
| Ajimi Sahar | Mmm... her blood smells good... I want to taste it! |
| Betina Clust | Bella: to herself, I hope that he is not going to get sick right here on me! |
| belen garcia | omg i dont think i smell that bad do i maybe i stepped in dog poop |
| LAILONNY ROSA | OMG YOUR SMELL.GO AWAY |
| alice cullen | Dude, take a shower latly? You smell like a werewofl! I mean, if werewolfs existed, of course! |
| Sydney Rose | Oh my god, she smells like a lamb. |
| jamie caloni | ive fallen for u but u smell |
| Ryan Morrison | "Gosh, You stink. Especially your hair." |
| Ryan Morrison | "I'm trying not to barf on your green sweater." |
| mackenzie | i love twilight i am in love with robbert a.k.a. edward cullen ahhhhhh he is my everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Kirsten Schultz | omg who are you? |
| Mia Blancett | WoW! She smells! Is there a gas leak? |
| ALISSA LO | bloody chemistry ! :D |
| Jasmine Cruz | Bella: "ew. what's that horrible smell!" |
| Jasmine Cruz | Bella: *mutters under her breath* Gosh, his breath really smells. |
| jessica | first whiff of bella |
| elizabeth Thompson | what is going on here what aaaaare these new emotions running though my veins |
| Ajimi Sahar | Forbidden thoughts... |
| Krystina Phillips | Edward: Oh my god,she farted. That's bad. You shouldn't have. Bella:What is your problem. WOW. Don't look at me! |
| Alexis Arrington | "Sorry, but you do actually stink love!" - Edward |
| Ainsley Heather Goheen | Edward looked as if he was about to vomit. I showered this morning. I couldn't see what was wrong. He covered his mouth in disgust. Repulsively. It was utterly embarrassing. |
| Camille marie lilholt mahs | do not eat her she stinks!!! im gona puke, im gona puke!!!!! |
| jyotee buhecha | "i hope she dosn't think i cut my lip" edward cullen |
| Grace bryant | "Bella, i love you so much it makes me sick" |
| allyssia rose salinas | What?!Is there something on my face? |
| Kristina | Oh GOD!!! Has she never heard of a little thing called deodorant!?! Phew!!! |
| Morgan Suzanne Boyer | Edward: Oh my god. Bella: What is it Edward? Edward: I had to sneeze. |
| Ezequiel Rusiani | Edward: Oh my God! did you farted?? |
| henriette sahagian | Edward: Oh my God Bella did you Fart. shesh it smells like rotten eggs. Bella: Sorry I sort of ate baked beans for lunch. |
| caleigh branig | wow. you really smell! i have to cover my nose! |
| Becca Fyles | OMG, Geez girl! You need a bath |
| amber hendrix | Bella you are so beautiful, I will always love you, But due to your smell i may be forced to bite you. |
| Rebecca Kop | the scent of science |
| Krystina Phillips | Bella: Dye me blonde and call me barbie. Edward: She's looking at me. |
| Krystina Phillips | Edward: I see you. I see you. You don't see me. I see you. (Bella turns and looks at him) (gasp) She sees me |
| Sam Gilbert | You Smell Amazing! You,re also doing your science work wrong!-Edward |
| Serena Zaccagnini | Do I really smell that bad? Sorry. Next time, I'll try not to cut myself within 20 miles of you. |
| Sunny Easton | Bella... I think maybe that frog has been out of the jar too long. |
| yajaira | bella:do i smell bad?? edward:not really you just smell too much like blood |
| Veronica Benitez | I think she stepped on dog crap....she SINKS! |
| Josh Amador | A Love Hate Relationship |
| Elise Boccanfuso | "Oh, god. She's judging me, I can tell. I KNEW I shouldn't have worn these fairy wings today. Blast!" |
| Julie Stevens | Why does he keep looking at my boobs? |
| Olivia Coen | "Just because there's no sunshine to make you sweat like a pig here doesn't mean deodorant isn't for sale." |
| melissa | the best |
| Becka Hartman | Bella, it's not your fault u smeel funny...I just think that your smell is intoxacating!!! |
| Tessa Marie Duffield | oh! that smell! i want her! cant you smell your own blood? |
| Heather Makwinski | As Edward tries to ignore the tempting smell of Bella, she is like, whats wrong with me? do i smell or something? |
| kelly servelle | i love you but have you ever heard of antiperspirant deodorant |
| destiny hope smith | "And i thought dead rats smelt bad!" |
| olivia panario | Christ! there's nothing about this in the textbooks |
| Hannah Regan-Casey | "oh my god. this new girls hair smells so rancid and gross. sorta like baby puke and rat poising mixed together. she so beautiful though..i cant stop staring...oh god nevermind here comes the smell again. |
| Kara Elizibeth Kiss | Bella: i cant belive your a real vampire, i mean i was only joking when i said it but thats so cool. Edward: So your not scared at all? Bella: Ok, maby a little bit i mean you never know when your gonna turn and kill me, but thats up in the back of my head. Rightnow as long as i'm with you i'm safe. |
| Kaila Hanke | After stepping out of class to hurl from the intensified vile aroma, Edward finally caught up with Bella and discussed her hygiene. |
| Brianna Rogers | "Why are you covering your mouth?" "Your just *sob*...SO UGLY!!!*laugh*" |
| Bella sotomayor | Ily edward |
| JELENA | helen |
| laura merritt | bella:Do i really smell that bad??? edward:No i'm secretly laughing at your shirt!!! |
| Denae Esteban | did u just fart cause u REALLY stink!!!!! |
| Viki Sloboda | Who let one go? He looks like he's gonna puke. |
| Debbie Jones | Let's see, do I kill her or make love to her? Decisions, decisions! |
| Ivana Blazoti | What? Didn't hear garlic is good for erectile dysfunction? Could use some too. |
| Ivana Blazoti | Stinky-feeter! |
| Harley Maire Browning | Omg!!! What am i thinking. Hurting a girl i dont know. I need to get out of here!!!!!!!! Help!!!!! |
| Sadia Salman | Smells like love to me... |
| chloe trumble | Bad day not to wear deoderant! |
| Christian Parsons | I could really use a deer right about now. |
| Danielle | Edward: Oh God! ERECTION DETECTION! |
| mycah galbraith | i love twilight |
| Shana | There is a spider on her hand and she doesn't even know it! OMG! |
| Samantha | Bella: Why is he looking at me? Edward: I hope she doesn't notice that I'm looking at him. Mr. Milano: Edward STOP LOOKING AT BELLA! Bella: Wah? Edward: Ugh. |
| Lydia McDuffie | Bella - Oh no, I wish I had worn deoderant today! |
| taylee may sorge | UGG..get a hold of yourself edward...you can do this..keep your mind off of her blood...mmmm..smells so good... |
| thea justine | darn, i hate your smell..it makes me want to more badly. |
| Hannah Stewart | Edward: "That colour," (gags for a moment) "does NOT suit you". |
| RenesmeeBlack | "So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? He looked like he was in pain." |
| sarah barkey | she smelllss soo darn good......:) |
| serendipitytwo | Is it me or are the onion cells really funky? |
| Sadia Salman | I always heard love was blind, but I never knew it could affect your sense of smell too... |
| Nicole Pedrick | Something smells like trouble! Oh no, its just Bella. |
| Natasha Salman | Can you smell the love tonight? |
| Salman Waheed | Covering your nose never looked this good before! |
| Jessica Christoffel | Bella: OMG, do I really smell THAT bad. I took a shower like seven times!!! |
| TRICIA DE LA ROSA | PLEASE I LVOE TWILIGHT THIS WOULD GREAT ON MY ROOM WALL WITH ALL THE OTHERS |
| Jamisa Chapman | A Vampire'z Thrist for Love!!!!!A Gurl'z Thrist for a Vampire type Love. |
| simran ali | He cant read her curious mind and knows something is wrong! |
| carmen | its just something i drank this morning.it nothing its just that you smell like it |
| Michy Baker | Jeez, gotta problem eddy :p |
| Priya Marwaha | edward: Air Freshner Please. |
| Hina Kurosaki | "The smell, IT BURNS!!" |
| Kathleen Bailey | Oh God, she smells of garlic... |
| Amy Wilson | God you smell so good can i bite you please?!?!?!?! |
| amy wilson | ahhhhhh dont look at me i might eat you!!!!!! mhuahahahahahahaha |
| AMBER PAGLIA | think of rotting garbage...think of rotting garbage |
| Cheyenne Johnson | "Bella Swan master of diaster |
| Liezl W. Reoganis | Bella: I don't understand... I'm using extra strength deodorant! Edward: She smells amazing! |
| rosalie drogitis | my hand smells better than bella |
| Danielle Trujillo | I have no power over the smell of her blood. I got to hold it together |
| Alejandra Suarez | I thought i took a shower this morning geeze i didnt know i smelled that bad..... |
| Teddy Spencer | Love doesnt stink that bad...does it? |
| Derek Gabriel Swan | Leave me alone, I wiped. |
| Aaron Justin Phillips | "Bella you stink SOOOOO good!!!" |
| Amber | edward is having trouble breathing with bella sitting next to him. he is trying to hold his breath but at the same time look like he was breathing. basicly, he wants to bite bella but he cant. |
| Kinsey Ann Riley | Kristan Stewert says "Did you just say you can't wait it Breaking Dawn?" |
| Karem | In this picture its edward and bella. Edward likes bella but really thinks she could?should take a shower..bella notices and regrets not taking a shower last night. |
| Lisa Pinquie | Oh my gosh, she smells even better than mountain lion! |
| Kate Glasspool | her scent was irresistable... his charm was toxic. |
| Andrea McMahon | "Your sickly sweet smell is driving me insane." |
| ashley pavy | edward-"is that werewolf i smell?" |
| Jessica Nappa | Why are you staring at me you weirdo? Sorry you have somthing in you teeth. |
| Kimberly Tran | What the heck is that smell? I cam barely breathe! How many days haven't she shower...but darn she looks good though! |
| Kristen Lipari | Bella I thought I was in love with you... but what just came out of your butt made me think otherwise. |
| noreen felteau | yuck! did you just sparkle? (fart) |
| Shannan jordan | Umm...... Your problem is?????? |
| Mary Cash | What's wrong with you? |
| Jenny Yip | the NOT so sweet scent of love. |
| chantelle wostmann | WHY, WHY, WHY, does she smell so, so, YUMMMM!! |
| nicole welch | when i looked at him, i saw every perfect feature of his desirable face, his cheek, his chin, his nose, his lips, and finally, his completely gorgeous eyes |
| Mikkayla Milley | "uhm... ya, I dont get it. I dont smell bad do I?" -Bella Swan |
| Kenneth Gesmundo | you're kinda smelly today |
| Kodi Posey | Edward:"Hmm to eat or not to eat..." Bella:"Dont even edward." Edward:"...but...but..:(" |
| Sadelfina Krystel S.Fauni | "OH MY GOD!!I freakin smell her armpit!!It's disgustiing..." |
| estella anderson | OMG you reck!!!!!!! |
| do-marie lumban | your fart is like a drug to me!!! |
| nova espinosa | Bella: Are you alright?? Edward: Nope, I feel like puking.... smells like some one just farted. |
| Nathalie Uy | Eward is snickering a laughter 'coz well Bella did something funny or rather embarassing on her part on her first day!! =) |
| Abbie Illsley | Edward: (Omg, i love her nails...) Bella: (Should i do my hair like that?) |
| samantha ruiz-brothers | edward(thinking): whats that smell?ewww! this girl smells!i think im going to throw up! edward(aloud): im fine. hey do you smell something? i swear it didnt smell this bad a moment ago! |
| Mashana | Edward: I hate your--sc--ent-- Bella: Say what? |
| Gage Alexander Jackson | Edward:OH GOD I SHOULDN'T HAVE EAT'N THAT TURTLE YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE DO TO ME |
| vasia8 | twilight |
| Kaila Hanke | After biology class, Edward confronted Bella and spoke to her about her hygiene issue. |
| Macy Lynn Bennett | I always say too much when I’m talking to you — that’s one of the problems. |
| rebecca sagriff | Edward is thinking of taking Bella somewhere to prove himself to her |
| Stacy McIntosh | Edward Cullen met Isabella Swan for the first time in this photo. They both know are curious about each other. Edward is tempted by Bella's blood and Bella is just shy. Little that they know they are going to fall in love with each other! <3 |
| Marissa Carroll | Whoever thought love at first sight could look like this? |
| Emily Sabo | They must not have deodorant in Phoenix! |
| Jasmine Korrina Knight | Edward Cullen loves Bella Swan so much he tries to stay away from her... or he's barfing at the school lunch! |
| skyler prowten | Her first day. Why did she have to stink so bad? WHY? |
| Meena | your killing me with your secnt of your blood |
| Myla Aguilar | amn, she smells awfully good! |
| Elin Maria Kinnander | Um, you really should buy a new deodorant... |
| Celeste Pitcher | ARGH! Her BLOOD! I GOTTA LEAVE! |
| Tianna Wegner | OMG! you smell sooo bad. I think im gonna puke |
| carlie buck | edward:girl you stank take a bath! bella:why does he act like that? edward:what is with this girl she wont stop staring at me. its about to be a girl fight!! |
| celina ciardullo | What is his problem I don't smell maybe Mike farted |
| jessica myers | who ever said looks could kill took it to far. |
| Morgan Reed | Edward: You smell delicious, floral, that's why I'm holding my nose in disgust. Bella: Oh is that all? |
| Nevada Granger | ( she smells so good) Bella: ( I wonder what his problem is, and why does he keep staring at me) |
| Alyssa Gregg | Edward holds on for all he is worth(untill the bell rings)when Bell sits next to him in Biology. |
| Allie Hoek | I hope she doesn't realize what I am really thinking about |
| Elina Grunkina | Death Can Wait, If You Are Right For Me |
| maya | WoW.smells good! |
| Adrianna Ruiz | uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm ...............WOW! How (swallow) lovley |
| Shawn Bronte | Woah, seriously, take a shower or something. You reek!! |
| Jennifer Almenario | Eww, She smells horribly wonderful! |
| Natasha Lelii | Really should have brushed my teeth! |
| briana whitmore | Fresh Blood |
| Caleigh Branigan | wow you really smell. |
| Josefina Kocovic | "The sweetest and unbareable scent from heaven" |
| Katie wideman | "Maybe i shouldn't have worn that cheap perfume mom sent me today" |
| Burgundy Blaze V. Cruz | Bella, Your Perfume, It's too strong. I need CPR. |
| Lucy Goodwin | Edward wondered if the frog they were dissecting was originally a girl |
| Felicity Cameron | Heavens above! If there's one thing a vampire could hate more than garlic, its that top .. Sorry honey ! |
| Jessica Geraghty | Eugh ! She's smelly ! |
| stine mjåtvedt | Bella: i'm sorry, I really needed that blood transfusion |
| jessica corrigal | this is totally weird because you look like ur gonna throw up because you think i stink but i dont. |
| Jennifer Almenario | Ugh, Her blood smells so disgustingly good yet it sings horribly well to me. |
| samantha kathaleen west | is a twlight lover |
| megan | I think I'm gonna hurl! |
| Lynne Tosh | Wow , Bella sure smells very different from all the other humans to Edward (aka vampire)..What will Edward Do?? And Bella just has no clue what is going on! |
| Stacyy | Bioiligy..Janurary 9th. The first day they encountered each other..They are never going to belive what is going to happen; |
| Danialle Bowen | OMG! She's looking at me. How does my breath smell? Oh yeah, amazing, like always. |
| Melody | EDWARD CULLEN IS MY LIFE NOW!! JASPER IS TOO FINE FOR HIS SHIRT THATS Y HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS IN PAIN ALL THE TIME!! |
| Ana Serrano | So isn't there anything else you what to barf about??? cause Im sure Im not that nauseating... |
| Taylor Drob | Enjoying the bouquet, but resisting the wine. |
| Cheryl Tsai | "Don't look at me like this, Bella. Your scent is just too irresistable." |
| Janah Nicole M. Trupel | this is the part when Bella enters as a new student of biology at Forks high school and she is assigned to sit beside edward cullen |
| jyotee buhecha | "no... i didn't cut myself through shaving" i am edward i am perfect |
| jyotee buhecha | "ahhh... NOSE BLEED!!" -edward |
| jyotee buhecha | " we're in a room that has proberly had dead frogs and you think that I stink!" -bella |
| Julie ann mullen | "Dont be sick its only a smell" |
| Flor de Lourdes Silva Meurinne | Darn it!! too bad I'm a vampire, because if I could I would be sure that I was going to be sick... her outfit is just awful !! Hasn’t anyone show her how to dress? I'm sure Alice would have kill her by now just by the way she looks. |
| Julie ann Mullen | "I know im an angel but please stop looking at me" (the owl wings behind him gave me that idea of him as an angel) |
| cheyanne | Oh my god what? you smell like...nevermind what i took a shower this morning |
| Kailyn Grace Jordan | If he just holds the hatred he feels, he shall not harm the forbidden fruit. |
| sammy cory | good gosh doesn't she wash . she is smelly .! |
| Marissa Smith | OMG!What is that smell?Did she jst fall into a dumpster or something?! |
| taylor carter | "oh my godness you stink so bad get away from me!" |
| Chelsea Marie Bailey | O my gosh!!! YOU SMELL SO BAD!!SHOWER MUCH?? |
| Lucy Atkinson | Edward Cullen catching the utterly unquenchable scent that emerges from Isabella Swan. |
| Miranda Mawhinney | I think i just swallowed a bee! |
| emily | man, you smell good ! |
| Jessica Grose | Momma said there would be days like this! |
| Jennifer Almenario | Man! She stinks of a somehow wonderfully floral smell! Oh, Bella! Look behind me! I'm a god from heaven, Coz I got wings! |
| maddi landry | why is she staring at me? ohh, wait, its my breath, i forgot to brush! |
| Maggie Plum | Well, I'm pretty sure this "Bella" is really Belatrix Lestrange, and since I'm really Cedric Diggory on the run and in hiding, I should probably get out of here. It's just a thought, though. |
| marnie hodge | okay, now who farted? - edward |
| Becca Hutchison | OMG you smell like you just been trapped in ship wreck whats with the green top????? |
| Kimia dahpahlevan | Her smell makes me throw up |
| Amanda Niemiec | Well, no only is edwrd a vampire, he's the tooth fairy too?!? |
| kieara lockhart | she smells so good but she is so beautiful i have waited for for a long time. |
| Meagan Geary | what would you do if your reason for being hated by me killed you? |
| CHAVELY GARCIA | SHE MIGHT BE THINKING SHE STINKS TRUTH IS SHE SMELLS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT! |
| Loriza Landell | Edward: You Stink.... Bella: Yeah? Well, you.... umm... you.... you have wings, ha! |
| Tiffany Clarke | I can't smell that bad... I've only been at Charlie's for a few days. |
| victoria trevino | too much |
| miranda leigh scott | what the heck is ur problem what did i do.Do i smell funny |
| Jennifer Almenario | I ,Edward, am a goddess, and i have proof! See my wings behind me? But I hold my nose because of that wonderful human! |
| Becca Smith | If I told her i loved her now. Do you think she would let me have a sip of her blood? |
| Rebecca Smith | Ahh the smell of true love. |
| Rylee | What do i sericouly smell bad? well mike newton didnt think so! |
| Ashley Hollinger | "Woah, I knew i shouldn't have hunted those wildcats last night, they always make me a bit gassy." |
| jessie waldo | OMG...do i smell bad or did i accidentally rip one,or is it the science project,hmmmm,i wonder if he just cant handle the power of a WOMAN!!! |
| Sandra | This is when bella enters her new class and edward smells her human scent. |
| rebecca brossa | dam allergies im about to sneeze on that girl |
| Jill Enloe-Hamill | Who knew a first reaction like this could lead to an eternity of love and happiness? |
| Kiara | oh you are not seriously wearing that shirt in public! |
| jennifer trejo | you smell soo good that i could eat but i can't |
| maya | Allo |
| Mariel Urbiztondo | Your scent is like a drug to me. |
| Katrina Mills | Edward thinks something smells bad.It couldnt be Bella could it? |
| Ashlee Davison | What is that..I THINK IT'S MOVING!! |
| jessica rideout | edward: you'v got to stop hanging around with wearwolves bella: i dont smell ... do i? edward: yes love , you do |
| Carolina | Bella: Hi, I'm Bella... Uhm, What's your problem? Edward: Girl, you suck! did you take a bath today? |
| Amy Dey | who ever smelt it delt it |
| Marqelle Marie Thorngon | Someone forgot to shower! |
| Rachel Carrell | I have never smelled anyone like that in my 101 years |
| Nik Braeckman | if i can concentrate on her chest long enough, i will forget about the smell |
| Alexis Sine | How to die: be smelt by a vampire |
| Eva Madjar | In Biology, we see and smell some pretty sick stuff, but this is unbearable! |
| katy crosby | i wish you would stop doing that! you seem so jerkish doing that. |
| Lilly harrigian | Dang girl you stink |
| Jazz | awww snap |
| Gabriella Ysabel Pintac | Look at the guy behind you! He's the one who's stinking all day! |
| Ashley Henderson | Bella, did you eat a chilli hotdog last night or something? |
| Toni Dobratz | You can smell me...but don't act so petrified! |
| Ashley Henderson | Ummm..did you just fart? |
| Ashley Henderson | Ever heard of a tictac lady? |
| Monica hamon | edward cullen |
| Raquel Vega-Grieder | Oh God Did She Just Come From The Sewers Or Something. |
| anna doyle | what is this huh ?? |
| victoria trevino | A desperate young vampire prince faintly smelling the scent of young girl named Bella Swan, but at the same time Bella is desperate to know him as well.. |
| Julie ann | Angepire (Because of the wongs from the owel behind him) |
| abbi newton | Oh my god, What is she wearing? |
| Becky Hurlburt | Bella:Hey are you okay? You look kinda constipated. |
| Nicole Ortiz | Edward:Hmmm I Smell Human...... |
| Meem Haque | Edward:Is she trying to kill me!! Bella:What the heck is HIS problem...so rude! |
| Frankii Ridley | "God Bella,, Couldnt You Wait!" |
| Samantha | Hey, Edward...Im trying out this new french perfume Rosalie gave me...umm oh yeah!...Le Petit' Garbag'...watcha think? |
| Jc cortz | OMG WHAT THE FREAK IS THAT SMELL YO?! GOD DAYUUM GIRL DO YOU TAKE A BATH OR WHAAAAT ??? GET AWAY FROM ME SHIEEET. |
| aleaha oletski | EDWARD: are they looking at me? BELLA: what are you talking about? |
| cherry johnson | Edward thinks that Bella stinks! But what he doesn't realize is that the owl behind him makes him look like a angel LOL |
| deidra felker | how can i like her so much and want to kill at the same time?! |
| Nicole Shepherd | How long can you hold YOUR breath for!? |
| sadie kopp | bellas first day next to edward in bio and hes think of ways to kill her ... and to get her away to do so he doesnt have to kill every body in the room |
| Deana Mills | DO i smeel awful or what. I know i took a both this morning. No one else has looked at me rgus way. |
| Gianna Pasquale | Ever heard of a Breath mint, Bella? |
| Courtney | Oh, my God! Look at the color of that shirt. I just want to puke, it is so gross! |
| Alexandra Kate Ramsamy | Oh my God, seriously girl first wear some perfume second, new close and third wear some make-up...you're making me sick. |
| Bianca | i think she reeks like blood how tasty |
| julie nn mullen | and so the angel fell in love with the human |
| Deepsikha Agarwal | 1]Humans Reek..... 2]Eternal Stinch 3]I love you,but you stink |
| Stephanie Haze | "Sorry, Edward, maybe I shoudn't have told you the graphic story of my liver transplant" |
| jessy whitmore | i love twilight |
| Heather Smith | Who knew herion could be found at a high school. |
| meagan stegall | "Okay, I know I don't stink so what's the problem? You look... pale, are you feeling sick?" asked Bella. "If your going to get sick,please tell me.......or not I guess" |
| meagan stegall | "Okay,I admit it I'm wearing some cheap perfume, but my dad bought it for me as a gift and I didnt want to be rude and not use it." Bella said. |
| nikole vaughn | lease pic me i really want to when im twilights bigest fan i have seen the movie about thirty times |
| kelly servelle | Arizona girl, you reek like crap. But I love you your house after school. silver volvo. |
| Sandra Desormeaux | Ugh, and I thought my eternity couldn't get worse then it was a minute ago, UGH, SOMEONE VOLTURI ME NOW! |
| Laura Leich | uh,oh barf time |
| Priyanka Patel | Man! This chick smells!! She needs a serious blood transfusion. |
| Vica Feher | Bella: Whats your problem? Do i smell bad or something what? Edward:Im Tired *yawns* Go away |
| Laura | ew, what's that smell!? My Gosh... I forgot to brush my fangs." |
| Tabitha engst | I hope she doesnt want to talk i frogot to brush my teeth after hunting a grizly? oops! |
| Mashana | Edward: *thinking* i can't believe I get a cold sore on the day the new girl comes to school! better cover my lip! Bella: *thinking* what is that thing on his lip??? GROSS! |
| Jamie Viall | Dang!! She has a big butt!! |
| Alyssa Krol | Edward: Should I tell her that her zipper's down? |
| Jessalyn Norton | Edward: Ho-ly crud. Uh what do I do? Yawn. No, no yawning. Stare at her...no. I'm nice. Her hand. Yeah nice hand. Nice vein. AH! Ok uhm look away right? Right. Bella: Uh what the heck is he looking at? My...yeah he seems like a perv. Wait. My bowling shirt maybe. Dangit. LOOK AT MY FACE! |
| Maggie Plum | Omigosh! Bella has a HUGE booger hanging of her nose. I wonder if I should tell her... |
| Lacey Trowbridge | Edward- Oh my god. Shes been eating onion bagels again...I told her not to do that. |
| Patrice Parsons | To bite or not to bite? That is the question. |
| megan holmes | wow what is she wearing a a i think ... yes its a bowlig shirt that is a crime against fashion did she look in the mirror |
| Meem Haque | Edward:EWW! She smells like CRAP!....I'll put her in Rosalie's closet. She'll freak!! Bella:Why do hot guys always have to be so rude!? |
| blah blah | blah blah |
| Joyce Swiokla | Achoo! God Bless you...need a tissue? |
| Estee Kalina | Edward (thinking): Did I remember to put the trash out this morning? OH NO SHE SEEZ MAH WINGZ!! Just pretend they aren't there, you yummy human...I might just have to eat you... Bella: Um...dude? There are wings on your back...? Wait why are you glaring at me? Uh oh... |
| Abby Fast | Edward: Haaahaaa (breathing through mouth). Bella: Hey weezy! Keep it down over there, would ya?! I'm trying to work! |
| Joclyn Cachia | This is the angle you break someone's nose - for next time hun for next time. |
| BRIANA CHRISTINE STEELE | BELLA : OMG DO I STINK EDWARD: OMG YOU SMEEL SOOO GOOD :] |
| Chantel Devonne Eitel | Bella staring at the this gorgious boy wondering why is acting......unhuman.How can he HATE her already? |
| Tanya Gordon | "The scent of her blood could mean the end of her life" |
| Ajimi Sahar | Mmm... her blood smells good... I want to taste it! |
| Betina Clust | Bella: to herself, I hope that he is not going to get sick right here on me! |
| belen garcia | omg i dont think i smell that bad do i maybe i stepped in dog poop |
| LAILONNY ROSA | OMG YOUR SMELL.GO AWAY |
| alice cullen | Dude, take a shower latly? You smell like a werewofl! I mean, if werewolfs existed, of course! |
| Sydney Rose | Oh my god, she smells like a lamb. |
| jamie caloni | ive fallen for u but u smell |
| Ryan Morrison | "Gosh, You stink. Especially your hair." |
| Ryan Morrison | "I'm trying not to barf on your green sweater." |
| mackenzie | i love twilight i am in love with robbert a.k.a. edward cullen ahhhhhh he is my everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Kirsten Schultz | omg who are you? |
| Mia Blancett | WoW! She smells! Is there a gas leak? |
| ALISSA LO | bloody chemistry ! :D |
| Jasmine Cruz | Bella: "ew. what's that horrible smell!" |
| Jasmine Cruz | Bella: *mutters under her breath* Gosh, his breath really smells. |
| jessica | first whiff of bella |
| elizabeth Thompson | what is going on here what aaaaare these new emotions running though my veins |
| Ajimi Sahar | Forbidden thoughts... |
| Krystina Phillips | Edward: Oh my god,she farted. That's bad. You shouldn't have. Bella:What is your problem. WOW. Don't look at me! |
| Alexis Arrington | "Sorry, but you do actually stink love!" - Edward |
| Ainsley Heather Goheen | Edward looked as if he was about to vomit. I showered this morning. I couldn't see what was wrong. He covered his mouth in disgust. Repulsively. It was utterly embarrassing. |
| Camille marie lilholt mahs | do not eat her she stinks!!! im gona puke, im gona puke!!!!! |
| jyotee buhecha | "i hope she dosn't think i cut my lip" edward cullen |
| Grace bryant | "Bella, i love you so much it makes me sick" |
| allyssia rose salinas | What?!Is there something on my face? |
| Kristina | Oh GOD!!! Has she never heard of a little thing called deodorant!?! Phew!!! |
| Morgan Suzanne Boyer | Edward: Oh my god. Bella: What is it Edward? Edward: I had to sneeze. |
| Ezequiel Rusiani | Edward: Oh my God! did you farted?? |
| henriette sahagian | Edward: Oh my God Bella did you Fart. shesh it smells like rotten eggs. Bella: Sorry I sort of ate baked beans for lunch. |
| caleigh branig | wow. you really smell! i have to cover my nose! |
| Becca Fyles | OMG, Geez girl! You need a bath |
| amber hendrix | Bella you are so beautiful, I will always love you, But due to your smell i may be forced to bite you. |
| Rebecca Kop | the scent of science |
| Krystina Phillips | Bella: Dye me blonde and call me barbie. Edward: She's looking at me. |
| Krystina Phillips | Edward: I see you. I see you. You don't see me. I see you. (Bella turns and looks at him) (gasp) She sees me |
| Sam Gilbert | You Smell Amazing! You,re also doing your science work wrong!-Edward |
| Serena Zaccagnini | Do I really smell that bad? Sorry. Next time, I'll try not to cut myself within 20 miles of you. |
| Sunny Easton | Bella... I think maybe that frog has been out of the jar too long. |
| yajaira | bella:do i smell bad?? edward:not really you just smell too much like blood |
| Veronica Benitez | I think she stepped on dog crap....she SINKS! |
| Josh Amador | A Love Hate Relationship |
| Elise Boccanfuso | "Oh, god. She's judging me, I can tell. I KNEW I shouldn't have worn these fairy wings today. Blast!" |
| Julie Stevens | Why does he keep looking at my boobs? |
| Olivia Coen | "Just because there's no sunshine to make you sweat like a pig here doesn't mean deodorant isn't for sale." |
| melissa | the best |
| Becka Hartman | Bella, it's not your fault u smeel funny...I just think that your smell is intoxacating!!! |
| Tessa Marie Duffield | oh! that smell! i want her! cant you smell your own blood? |
| Heather Makwinski | As Edward tries to ignore the tempting smell of Bella, she is like, whats wrong with me? do i smell or something? |
| kelly servelle | i love you but have you ever heard of antiperspirant deodorant |
| destiny hope smith | "And i thought dead rats smelt bad!" |
| olivia panario | Christ! there's nothing about this in the textbooks |
| Hannah Regan-Casey | "oh my god. this new girls hair smells so rancid and gross. sorta like baby puke and rat poising mixed together. she so beautiful though..i cant stop staring...oh god nevermind here comes the smell again. |
| Kara Elizibeth Kiss | Bella: i cant belive your a real vampire, i mean i was only joking when i said it but thats so cool. Edward: So your not scared at all? Bella: Ok, maby a little bit i mean you never know when your gonna turn and kill me, but thats up in the back of my head. Rightnow as long as i'm with you i'm safe. |
| Kaila Hanke | After stepping out of class to hurl from the intensified vile aroma, Edward finally caught up with Bella and discussed her hygiene. |
| Brianna Rogers | "Why are you covering your mouth?" "Your just *sob*...SO UGLY!!!*laugh*" |
| Bella sotomayor | Ily edward |
| JELENA | helen |
| laura merritt | bella:Do i really smell that bad??? edward:No i'm secretly laughing at your shirt!!! |
| Denae Esteban | did u just fart cause u REALLY stink!!!!! |
| Viki Sloboda | Who let one go? He looks like he's gonna puke. |
| Debbie Jones | Let's see, do I kill her or make love to her? Decisions, decisions! |
| Ivana Blazoti | What? Didn't hear garlic is good for erectile dysfunction? Could use some too. |
| Ivana Blazoti | Stinky-feeter! |
| Harley Maire Browning | Omg!!! What am i thinking. Hurting a girl i dont know. I need to get out of here!!!!!!!! Help!!!!! |
| Sadia Salman | Smells like love to me... |
| chloe trumble | Bad day not to wear deoderant! |
| Christian Parsons | I could really use a deer right about now. |
| Danielle | Edward: Oh God! ERECTION DETECTION! |
| mycah galbraith | i love twilight |
| Shana | There is a spider on her hand and she doesn't even know it! OMG! |
| Samantha | Bella: Why is he looking at me? Edward: I hope she doesn't notice that I'm looking at him. Mr. Milano: Edward STOP LOOKING AT BELLA! Bella: Wah? Edward: Ugh. |
| Lydia McDuffie | Bella - Oh no, I wish I had worn deoderant today! |
| taylee may sorge | UGG..get a hold of yourself edward...you can do this..keep your mind off of her blood...mmmm..smells so good... |
| thea justine | darn, i hate your smell..it makes me want to more badly. |
| Hannah Stewart | Edward: "That colour," (gags for a moment) "does NOT suit you". |
| RenesmeeBlack | "So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? He looked like he was in pain." |
| sarah barkey | she smelllss soo darn good......:) |
| serendipitytwo | Is it me or are the onion cells really funky? |
| Sadia Salman | I always heard love was blind, but I never knew it could affect your sense of smell too... |
| Nicole Pedrick | Something smells like trouble! Oh no, its just Bella. |
| Natasha Salman | Can you smell the love tonight? |
| Salman Waheed | Covering your nose never looked this good before! |
| Jessica Christoffel | Bella: OMG, do I really smell THAT bad. I took a shower like seven times!!! |
| TRICIA DE LA ROSA | PLEASE I LVOE TWILIGHT THIS WOULD GREAT ON MY ROOM WALL WITH ALL THE OTHERS |
| Jamisa Chapman | A Vampire'z Thrist for Love!!!!!A Gurl'z Thrist for a Vampire type Love. |
| simran ali | He cant read her curious mind and knows something is wrong! |
| carmen | its just something i drank this morning.it nothing its just that you smell like it |
| Michy Baker | Jeez, gotta problem eddy :p |
| Priya Marwaha | edward: Air Freshner Please. |
| Hina Kurosaki | "The smell, IT BURNS!!" |
| Kathleen Bailey | Oh God, she smells of garlic... |
| Amy Wilson | God you smell so good can i bite you please?!?!?!?! |
| amy wilson | ahhhhhh dont look at me i might eat you!!!!!! mhuahahahahahahaha |
| AMBER PAGLIA | think of rotting garbage...think of rotting garbage |
| Cheyenne Johnson | "Bella Swan master of diaster |
| Liezl W. Reoganis | Bella: I don't understand... I'm using extra strength deodorant! Edward: She smells amazing! |
| rosalie drogitis | my hand smells better than bella |
| Danielle Trujillo | I have no power over the smell of her blood. I got to hold it together |
| Alejandra Suarez | I thought i took a shower this morning geeze i didnt know i smelled that bad..... |
| Teddy Spencer | Love doesnt stink that bad...does it? |
| Derek Gabriel Swan | Leave me alone, I wiped. |
| Aaron Justin Phillips | "Bella you stink SOOOOO good!!!" |
| Amber | edward is having trouble breathing with bella sitting next to him. he is trying to hold his breath but at the same time look like he was breathing. basicly, he wants to bite bella but
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